Introduction: If Applications Had Feelings…
Imagine if your favorite application could talk.
- Swiggy at 2 AM: “Everything okay, boss? Abe bol na bhav mat kha, khana hi hai to order kar”
- Truecaller: “Another spam call? Bro, how do you even function?”
- Google Maps: “U-turn le lijiye. Arre, bola na left le ****! 😤”
Applications are a big part of our lives, whether we’re ordering food, booking cabs, stalking exes on Instagram (oops!), or mindlessly scrolling through memes. But some apps are just… weird. And some? They’re so badly designed that they deserve a full-blown therapy session.
So, today, let’s talk about:
- Apps that don’t know what they’re doing
- Apps that refuse to leave you alone
- Apps that went viral for no reason
- Apps that were so bad, they became legendary
And if you’re building an application, we’ll tell you what NOT to do! Buckle up—this is going to be a wild ride, and trust adwebcraft. 🚀
Apps With an Identity Crisis: Who Even Am I?
Some applications don’t know what they want to be. They try to do too much, and end up doing nothing right. Imagine an app that wants to be Zomato, Tinder, and Flipkart all at once—total confusion!
Examples of Identity Crisis Apps
- Paytm (Before UPI took over!) – First, it was a wallet, then a movie ticket app, then insurance, then stock trading… What’s next? Marriage biodata? 😵
- Facebook App – Is it a social media platform? A marketplace? A dating app? A fake news generator? Even Zuckerberg aka “zukku bhaiya” is confused.
- TikTok Copycats – India banned TikTok, and suddenly every app—from Instagram to MX Player—became a “short video” app. Matlab kuch bhi?
Lesson: When you make an application, stick to your core purpose. If you try to be everything, you become nothing.
The Clingy Applications That Won’t Let You Go
Some applications are clingier than that one relative who calls during India-Pakistan matches.
Apps That Just Don’t Get the Hint
- Ola/Uber: “Sir, we have a 50% discount on your next ride. Please book! PLEASE!, please karde behen 😭”
- Zomato/Swiggy: “We know you are hungry. We feel it. Order now.” Like that meme, “tu hai, tujhe pata nai hai lekin tu hai“
- Snapchat Streaks: “Forgot to send a snap today? Your streak is in danger! Your friend will abandon you!” Ahh that reminds me to send a snap.!!
The Worst Offender? Google Chrome.
Ever opened a random website, and suddenly Google Chrome spams you with notifications?
“Shocking weight loss trick discovered!” And some other ads, we all know what.
Bro, I just wanted to check today’s IPL score.
Lesson: Don’t make your application a desperate ex. If users want notifications, they’ll ask for them.
The Accidental Celebrities: Apps That Went Viral by Mistake
Some applications never expected to go viral—but the internet works in mysterious ways.
Examples of Apps That Blew Up Unexpectedly
- Yo! App – The app literally just let you send the word “Yo!” to people. That’s it. Investors gave it $1 million. Why? No one knows.
- Temple Run – The app was never advertised, never promoted—yet, somehow, it became every Indian’s favorite timepass in school.
- FaceApp – Made for AI-generated aging effects, but suddenly, everyone was turning themselves into old uncles and aunties.
Lesson: You never know what will make an application go viral. Sometimes, it’s just luck!
Bizarre Yet Brilliant: The Strangest Applications That Exist
Some apps are so weird that you can’t believe they’re real.
Weirdest Applications Ever Created
- I Am Rich App – Priced at ₹75,000, this app did nothing. It just showed a red diamond. And people actually bought it.
- Nothing App – The app literally does NOTHING. No buttons, no content. People still download it for fun.
- Hold The Button App – The longer you keep your finger on the screen, the higher your score. Seriously?
Lesson: People love weird things. If you’re making an application, sometimes silliness sells!
Apps That Need Therapy: Glitches, Bugs, and Pure Chaos
Every once in a while, you download an application that makes you feel like you’re in a toxic relationship. It’s unpredictable, moody, and refuses to cooperate when you need it the most.
Some apps are so badly designed or glitchy, they deserve to sit in a therapy session and pour their hearts out.
Apps That Desperately Need Counseling
IRCTC App (A.K.A. The Heartbreaker )
- If you’ve ever tried booking a Tatkal ticket, you already know the pain.
- It crashes exactly when you hit “Confirm Payment.”
- Loads slower than your internet speed in the 2000s cybercafé era.
State Bank of India App (The “90s Kid” That Refuses to Grow Up )
- The UI looks like it was designed in 1999 and never updated.
- Logging in requires 10 OTPs, a CAPTCHA, and an astrology prediction.
- It crashes randomly like a daily soap villain plotting revenge.
Any Government App Ever (The Chaotic Overachiever )
- Takes longer to load than a government office queue.
- The “Enter OTP” field expires before you even receive the OTP.
- Buttons are placed where you least expect them.
Air India App (The Absent-Minded Professor )
- Does not update flight statuses correctly (surprise, your flight got canceled!).
- Seats shown as “available” magically disappear while booking.
- Trying to check in online? Good luck.
Why Do People Love Weird Apps? The Psychology Behind It
Now that we’ve seen some of the worst applications ever, let’s discuss something crazy—people actually love weird, useless apps.
Ever heard of apps that do absolutely nothing and still get millions of downloads? Why does this happen? Let’s break it down.
Reasons People Love Weird Applications
FOMO (Fear of Missing Out)
- Someone shares a weird app, and suddenly everyone downloads it just to be part of the hype.
- Example: FaceApp – One day, no one cared. The next day, everyone became an old uncle or a baby.
Curiosity Factor
- “What is this app? Why does it exist?” Boom, 1 million downloads.
- Example: “Hold The Button” app – The longer you hold, the higher your score. Who asked for this? No one. But still, people played it.
Meme Culture
- Some apps become memes. Once that happens, there’s no going back.
- Example: Yo! App – Literally only lets you send the word “Yo!” to your friends. Raised $1 million in funding.
People Just Want to Have Fun
- Not every application needs to be serious. Sometimes, stupid apps are just fun.
- Example: “I Am Rich” – An app that costs ₹75,000 and does nothing except prove that you’re rich.
Lessons From These Apps: What Makes an Application Memorable?
Okay, so we’ve seen the weirdest, the glitchiest, and the most randomly viral apps. Now, what can we actually learn from them?
Here’s the secret sauce behind every memorable application:
- Simplicity Wins – If your app is too complicated, people won’t use it.
- Make It Entertaining – Even boring apps can have fun UX elements.
- Give People a Reason to Share It – Viral apps spread through word of mouth and memes.
- Don’t Overcomplicate UX – If your app needs a 10-minute tutorial, it’s already too difficult.
Moral of the story? Keep your application smooth, simple, and engaging.
Want to Build a Viral Application? Do This, Not That!
So, how do you actually build an app that people love using? Easy—do this:
DO:
- Keep the UI clean and simple – If an 8-year-old and a 75-year-old can both use your app, you’re doing it right.
- Make your app FUN – Even a finance app can have a quirky tone (imagine a tax-filing app that says, “Let’s get this tax drama over with!”).
- Optimize for speed – No one likes an application that takes longer to load than their mom’s homemade biryani.
DON’T:
- Spam users with notifications – Unless you want them to uninstall your app in 3 days.
- Make everything paid – People hate apps that say, “Pay ₹299 to unlock the basic feature.“
- Launch an app full of bugs – If your app crashes often, it’s already dead.
Example: Look at Cred—they took a boring concept (paying credit card bills) and turned it into something stylish, rewarding, and fun.
Here’s a whole guide to the App Development, click that link, learn & enjoy.
AdWebCraft: Your Partner in Making Apps That Actually Work! 🚀
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- Ensuring smooth UI/UX so people don’t get frustrated.
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Conclusion: If Your App Could Talk, What Would It Say?
Your application should be:
- Simple and easy to use
- Fast and reliable
- Engaging, with a reason for users to return
- Bug-free (or at least not an emotional wreck!)
If your app does any of these wrong—it’s going straight to the uninstall bin. No one can stop it.!!
Remember: The best applications don’t just function well—they make users WANT to use them.
So, what’s your favorite weird app? Tell us in the comments! 🚀
